It’s been a little quiet here lately, but I finally have something to announce: Alex Shvartsman’s Unidentified Funny Objects and Kazka Press’s At Year’s End have both been published and are available for purchase. Each of these anthologies includes a story written by me (“No Silver Lining” and “When Friends Come to Call,” respectively), which I can only assume is the result of an editorial mix-up or one of my many forgotten pacts with the devil.
If you’d like to read my contributions to these collections, please get your copies today, before someone realizes the error they’ve made or the dark prince comes for my soul (which is valued at considerably less than the market standard I claimed). Although I haven’t had a chance to read UFO yet, I just finished At Year’s End last night, and I can say that it’s positively delightful–a perfect holiday treat for anyone who likes bite-sized fiction.
Unidentified Funny Objects (humorous SF/Fantasy stories) — $5.99 Kindle e-book; $15.99 trade paperback. (Or, buy it directly from ufopub.com and get both the e-book and paperback for a total of $15.99!)
At Year’s End (year-end holiday stories, in the style of SF/Fantasy flash-fiction) — $2.99 Kindle e-book; $2.99 Nook e-book.
Well, well, congratulations, sir!
Thanks, Josh! I had no idea you were e-stalking me; I’m honored!
No, I was trying to figure out which stories you had bridged for your Shadows & Reflections offering, and I remembered from the Lovecraft eZine that you had set up this site, so I thought you might have posted that information here. It was entirely by coincidence that I showed up after you had posted this.
Right. Like I said: e-stalking!
E-stalking?! Well, I never!
I was going to sneak into your bedroom and put a mint on your pillow, but you can forget it! It would just feel weird now!
Would it still feel weird if you didn’t have to sneak?
I’ll leave the door open, just in case.
(Oh, and I prefer Sour Patch Kids to mints, just in case any pillow-goblins are listening.)
Oh boy! I might end up buying a copy of that trade paperback. That way I can take a trip down Mediocrity Lane whenever I feel like it!
(note to self: stuff underwear with Sour Patch Kids before wearing)